Lia quips (for the nth time)

1. Lia: I'm sexy now. When I was a baby, I was fat, but now, I'm sexy!
   
   Ninang Patty: Oh my God! Hahahaha!
   
   Lia: But someone said "Oh my God".
   
   

2. Dad: Lia! Be a good girl. Obey Daddy!
   
   Lia: I only obey Mommy.
   
   (Neil seething)
   
   

3. Lia: Mommy, did you eat my baby brother? (assuming the baby is a boy)
   
   Mommy: No! Why?!
   
   Lia: How did he get inside your tummy? Did you eat him?
   
   

4. Lia: Mommy, who is your husband?
   
   Mommy: Daddy.
   
   Lia: How about me? Who is my husband??? (Then repeatedly asks me this the whole day.)